Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Another Lie

Yesterday was a pretty fun day. As keynote speaker for the Republican National Convention, I read what I was given about how the country is safer with George W. Bush as president, blah, blah, blah. Of course it's all a bunch of bull, but getting a million bucks will make pretty much anyone a Republican stalwart! Go Bush, and all that.

After the convention I got wasted and woke up this morning with a Siamese twin AND a Siamese cat in my bed. Wow, what a night!

1 comment:

MeanMrMustard said...

You're getting too good at this whole blogging thing. With material like this, you belong on cable.