Memeorific!

Mean Mr. Mustard tagged me. That was nice of him.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
James McAvoy - nobody has ever milked the old getting-hung-in-the-air-suspended-by-meat-hooks-piercing-your-body gag for more laughs. A rare genius.

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Searching for pictures of James McAvoy being tortured.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Eating French Toast.

4. What happened to you in 2006?
According to my other blog, I had a chair fixed.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
"Kelson, get back here! I asked for a Killian's, not a Schell's Dark!"

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Milk, coffee, one Killian's Red, one Schell's Dark. Four

7. What color is your hairbrush?
I think it's blue.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
My last purchase was at Target yesterday. The last thing put in the cart was extra long matches. I'm wild that way.

9. Where were you last night?
At home.

10. What color is your front door?
Wood-colored gray.

11. Where do you keep your change?
Above the refrigerator.

12. What’s the weather like today?
It's creeping towards 50 degrees now, and should top off at 70. Which means that I will be forced to bring the kids outside to play.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Chunky Monkey. Just because.

14. What excites you?
Memes.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Always.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Duh.

17. Do you talk a lot?
No.

18. Have you watched any television series, regularly, to which you be ashamed to admit your regular viewership? What was your favorite episode?
CSI:Miami. I loved the episode where Horatio tilted his head, and in a very touching and heartfelt manner told the child/young boy/distraught young woman that "You're safe now."/"Nobody will hurt you again."/"I won't let that happen."

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
When I was a junior in high school, our basketball team was able to have five Steve's on the court at a time. Does that make me cool?

20. Do you make up your own words?
Frequently. For example, I just told Kelson that I was having a "meme-tastic" time.

21. Are you a jealous person?
Why? Should I be? What are you telling me? Is there something I should know? Michelle!!!!

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Arthur. (wait, was it supposed to be a friend of mine?)

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kevin.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
That's the cell phone thing, right? Probably a wrong number.

25. What does the last text message you received say?
I actually got a text message from my brother with a picture of his newest baby. And I even knew how to look at it, because I'm techno-savvy.

26. Do you chew on your straw?
If I know what you mean?

27. Do you have curly hair?
Pervert.

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Grocery store. Whoopee.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Me. I'm a bastard.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
French Toast. (Or, as I first typed it with my right hand in the wrong place: "Frebcg Tiast")

31. Will you get married in the future?
I sure as hell hope not.

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Last King of Scotland. Just last night.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
As a general rule, I hate people. But there are some exceptions. Just to cover my bases, I'll say this: "I like you."

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Stop. You're killing me.

35. Are you currently depressed?
I'm getting closer.

36. Did you cry today?
OK, now I'm depressed.

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because I'm depressed.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
The only person I know who blogs and visits my blog (and hasn't done this already) is BiggTree, so I'll pointlessly tag him. I'll tag Michelle, too, since she doesn't have a blog but can read her answers out loud to the poodles.

AND, feel free to change out one of these questions for anything else you want to ask and answer.